Just Smile. A Big Smile.

She turned her can’ts into cans, and her dreams into plans.
Unknown (via psych-facts)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

opposablethumbcrew:

Books have a way of making you homesick for a place you have never been.

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

mishasjockstrap:

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

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(Source: googlearths)

poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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bigsmiledeecey:

can I have a piece of paper?

bigsmiledeecey:

sure *hands him a marriage certificate*

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

amerlcanapparel:

have u ever seen a booty so fine it inspires u to be a better person

(Source: broriarty)

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

aguywhobakes:

randithegirl:

Shhh human this helps me so I helps you

The noise I made when I saw this draw all the attention from the hotel lobby.

aguywhobakes:

randithegirl:

Shhh human this helps me so I helps you

The noise I made when I saw this draw all the attention from the hotel lobby.

(Source: molotofpt)

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